catgotyoururl:

I know this is from the onion but I honestly don’t even doubt it

catgotyoururl:

I know this is from the onion but I honestly don’t even doubt it

(via gatesofsamos)



ladragonaria:

Any salad can be a Caesar salad if you stab it enough

(via gatesofsamos)


phatticuss:

cumcream:

cumcream:

What did the cat say to the dog?

cats don’t talk

image

(via ifthatswhatyoureinto)


put-him-in-custardy:

this is how Parks and Recreation explained Chris Pratt’s weight loss for Guardians of the Galaxy 

(via dancers-take-your-places)


squarlo:

givemeinternet:

5 minutes ago they were chasing the laser

i cant believe you fucking killed your cats with a laser you fucking monster

squarlo:

givemeinternet:

5 minutes ago they were chasing the laser

i cant believe you fucking killed your cats with a laser you fucking monster

(via dancers-take-your-places)


how to get a boyfriend

neptunain:

put peanut butter on a pinecone and roll it in bird seed. hang it up outside. wait.

(via orgy-of-nerdiness)


davesproot:

i am the night

davesproot:

i am the night

(via orgy-of-nerdiness)


lizclimo:

how thoughtful. 

lizclimo:

how thoughtful. 

(via dovahkiin-vas-slave1)



(via falcuntpunch)



proctalgia:

californians

proctalgia:

californians

(via liamdryden)


nazmatik:

"hold up let me put this fucking lime in that ATM real quick"

nazmatik:

"hold up let me put this fucking lime in that ATM real quick"

(via 4titty)


creppyeren:

jjnuzz:

Cereal: hacked

She’s in

creppyeren:

jjnuzz:

Cereal: hacked

She’s in

(via cactus-spooky)