istoleyourpanties:

quarterclever:

especiallygoodfinder:

nepeter:

australians dont have sex

australians mate

I spat out my coffee

sorry about your image

frICK

(via transhumanisticpanspermia)


pleatedjeans:

apparently, you can name a bird if you adopt it. [x]

pleatedjeans:

apparently, you can name a bird if you adopt it. [x]


rainshand:

Check out my hip new codename guys

rainshand:

Check out my hip new codename guys

(via napoleonbonerhard)



ryanjamesyezak:

This Anna Kendrick Little Mermaid SNL sketch is impossible to find (NBC ran into some legal issues with Disney)… watch while you can!

"Why would I need your hair? Mine is GORGEOUS! I mean it’s white, slicked straight up, & buzzed on the sides."

(via poshpajamas)


Q
spoiler alert: they all die in the end
Anonymous
A

tsarbucks:

communistbakery:

what is this a spoiler for ??

life


(via snapchatting)


jaclcfrost:

bare minimum? i thought you meant bear minimum. as in the smallest amount of bears possible. which is why i brought one bear. there’s one bear. aka. the smallest amount of bears possible. i mean this is a problem but at least it’s not like. bear maximum

(via ronstoppableismypatronus)


turkey-imported-from-maine:

firelorcl:

meladoodle:

i wanna be a reverse tooth fairy where i rob people and then scatter human teeth on their bed

a dentist

i dont know what your dentist is doing to you but i think you need to go to the police

(via falcuntpunch)



themarysue:

ktempest:

unstoppablyplushjuggernaut:

The greatest “DID YOU JUST” face in cinematic history.

I am here for Ellie Satler scoring points off Alan Grant at any time of day.

Same.

(via liamdryden)


netflixaddict:

If you haven’t watched the IT crowd you aren’t doing life right…

Moss and Roy are just the human versions of tumblr

(via 8-bit-hero-of-time)


Video Game Logic



pleatedjeans:

You’re missing out over @pleatedjeans