notlostonanadventure:

bewbin:

if u were dating a FBI agent and you dumped him.

he would be ur fed ex 

I hope the NSA people scanning my blog got a chuckle out of that

(via orgy-of-nerdiness)


(via kiluas)


Fleur Delacour, Harry noticed, was eyeing Bill with great interest over her mother’s shoulder. Harry could tell she had no objection whatsoever to long hair or earrings with fangs on them.

"The Third Task," Goblet of Fire

I love Fleur Delacour, okay? See the boy. Want the boy. GET THE BOY. KEEP THE BOY FOREVER AND DON’T CARE IF THE BOY GETS MAULED BY A WEREWOLF.

(via maroders)

(via dancers-take-your-places)


greenseer:

Sometimes I feel bad about the fact that I often need very basic concepts/tasks explained to me but it’s just like when you are visiting your friends house and you have to ask what drawer the forks are in except the earth is my friends house and I am always visiting

(via kiluas)


skydark:

jumblejo:

oldfilmsflicker:

The best of The Mayhem Guy from the Allstate commercials

okay, but where is, “I’M THE SMARTEST RACCOON I KNOW”

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(via meowzhedong)


dorkly:

In another life, Severus Snape and James Potter could have been the best of bros.

(via meowzhedong)


polemccartney:

and the winner is……….leonardo……….da vinci!!! congratulations on mona lisa

(via thiccthot)


nowhiteflags:

dickmark:

dickmark:

NIKOLA TESLA IS SUPER ADORABLE HE’S JUST WANDERING AROUND AND HIDING UNDER THINGS I’M GONNA SQUEAL

I should probably specify that Nikola Tesla is a cat and Serbian-American inventor Nikola Tesla is not wandering around my house hiding under things because he is dead

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Didn’t catch that last part, sorry.

(via ever-so-plucky)


tombol-r:

you get away from my neopets

tombol-r:

you get away from my neopets

(via falcuntpunch)


bekstek:

mintike:

IM GOING TO STAB MYSELF IN THE FOOT I JUST SENT MY ENGLISH TEACHER MY ESSAY ON HAMLET AND IT WAS STILL NAMED “the fresh prince of denmark yo holla”

oh man, i love receiving unedited final drafts:

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cracks me up every time

(via justslayin)


backroadsandsundresses:

nikocutie:

mermaidchan05:

Best. Line. 

IT TOOK ME 18 YEARS OF LIFE BUT I FINALLY UNDERSTAND. HE IS KING OF ALL THE LIGHT TOUCHES! OH MY GOSH WHY HAS IT TAKEN ME THIS LONG

OMG I NEVER would have that about that!

(via saberinthenight)


rigginsrigs:

does anybody else have that friend that you’re pretty sure is your soulmate but in a friend way

(via orgy-of-nerdiness)



dragondicks:

his girlfriend and his brother came to see him in the hospital just to gloat over what a fool he is

dragondicks:

his girlfriend and his brother came to see him in the hospital just to gloat over what a fool he is

(via transhumanisticpanspermia)


It’s like drowning but you just won’t fucking die.

Urban Dictionary definition of unrequited love (via thismodernlifestyle)

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