Artist: Skulltopus
“He looks like a total nerd, right? This guy looks like a geek, but his name’s Mike. He’s one of the most hardcore guys in the scene.”
(Source: bettyfelon, via kneslie-lope)
(Source: comedy-lady, via kamikazeee)
(Source: foxintwilight, via donthidemadness)
(Source: cosmicheart, via falcuntpunch)
yo one time we filled a pinata with bagels and brought it to a birthday party and no one laughed when it broke open and the first bagel fell out like it was dead silent
(via robotnick)
I just heard someone outside my house.
The person was just whistling.
But I got a little scared.
There’s a killer outside of my house, and he’s really fucking pleased with himself.
Help.
just go out there and stare them down and say:
hint: wear a bonnet for effect
double hint: be a space cowboy for double effect.
Reblog if you want one of these in your askbox.
- A compliment
- A story
- Why you follow me
- If you met me what would you do
- A cute message
- One thing you want to tell me
- One thing you want to know about me
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