ToThinkTwice

If I’m a sarcastic asshole when I talk to you its either because I really like you and feel...

Tue, 14 May 2013 23:28:15 -0400

If I’m a sarcastic asshole when I talk to you its either because I really like you and feel comfortable teasing you

Or I really hate you and don’t care if you know it

Good luck figuring out which one

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Tue, 14 May 2013 23:25:14 -0400

jumpers-and-bowties: arstark: dangerhamster: arstark: there is no evidence to prove that...

Tue, 14 May 2013 23:24:58 -0400

jumpers-and-bowties:

arstark:

dangerhamster:

arstark:

there is no evidence to prove that timelords exist, however there is no evidence to prove that timelords don’t exist therefore timelords do exist everybody go home

except for timelords - they can’t go home.

NO

metallickah: unrealthings: batreaux: this is my linen closet, shows you some towelsand this is...

Tue, 14 May 2013 23:23:40 -0400

metallickah:

unrealthings:

batreaux:

this is my linen closet, *shows you some towels*
and this is my lenin closet *shows you communist propaganda*

#Bed Bath and Bolsheviks

#communism works on paper but not on tile or marble

loverstabbedaswordthroughmyheart: i-was-so-alone-and-iou-so-much: vangoghstars: sparkafterdark: g...

Tue, 14 May 2013 23:17:10 -0400

loverstabbedaswordthroughmyheart:

i-was-so-alone-and-iou-so-much:

vangoghstars:

sparkafterdark:

glamour-parade:

How do you politely tell someone that you want them naked on top of you

I’m pretty much positive that’s why poetry was even invented in the first place.

for the constellations of your skin to brush against
the earth of mine
i would swim the seas a thousand times

(please let’s fuck now)

That was beautiful

poets

nprfandom: laeradr: reasons black clothing is superior everyone knows that you’re a fucking...

Tue, 14 May 2013 23:15:50 -0400

nprfandom:

laeradr:

reasons black clothing is superior

everyone knows that you’re a fucking badass

everything matches

you look like you could disappear into the void at any given moment

what are stains

and I still get at least 5 notifications every day reminding me that semen stains black clothes

Sloppy Seconds - Watsky

Tue, 14 May 2013 23:01:46 -0400

Sloppy Seconds - Watsky

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Tue, 14 May 2013 23:00:07 -0400

squareclocks: kushroom: so you’re saying I can win 5 iphones every day??? and all I have to do is...

Tue, 14 May 2013 22:58:51 -0400

squareclocks:

kushroom:

so you’re saying I can win 5 iphones every day??? and all I have to do is give my credit card number on this website I’ve never heard about??? well slam me in my tender butthole sir you’ve just got yourself a deal

Slam me in my tender butthole

I think I’ve just found my new favorite phrase.

heartsofthebroken: einsteinonacid: ineedtogetpaid: i thought LGBT was a sandwich Lettuce,...

Tue, 14 May 2013 22:39:04 -0400

heartsofthebroken:

einsteinonacid:

ineedtogetpaid:

i thought LGBT was a sandwich

Lettuce, Glitter, Bacon, Tomato?

Best post on tumblr.

Rules my Grandma's Psychiatrist gave her in 56'

Tue, 14 May 2013 22:38:31 -0400

flickwillfly:

keepfitstayfab:

Get some cheap dishes and break them when you get upset.

Learn how to say “NO” and don’t feel guilty about it

Buy something frivolous for yourself once in awhile, like a new hat.

Never again do anything you don’t want to do.

that’s damn good advice

you see can’t get that advice now because it would be considered destructive

how to boys

Tue, 14 May 2013 22:17:49 -0400

foie:

greet

chat

chat

chat

joke

joke

joke

joke

compliment appearance

compliment personality

flirt

flirt

flirt

hug

hug

hug

hug

hug

hug

amorous hug

amorous hug

first kiss

kiss

kiss

kiss

make out

make out

make out

make out

woo-hoo

woo-hoo

woo-hoo

propose

transhumanisticpanspermia: people use the last panel of this...

Tue, 14 May 2013 22:16:57 -0400

transhumanisticpanspermia:

people use the last panel of this comic on really bizarre things for humorous effect all the time

which is hilarious given the context of the original, which is great and speaks truth

transhumanisticpanspermia: this is now what i’ll think of every...

Tue, 14 May 2013 21:50:18 -0400

transhumanisticpanspermia:

this is now what i’ll think of every time i think of older women being mad about becoming their mothers

HAVE YOU EVER TOUCHED A BUTT??????

Tue, 14 May 2013 21:46:49 -0400

Yes!

meladoodle: if i become a drug dealer i’m gonna say to my customers ‘now put THAT in your pipe and...

Tue, 14 May 2013 21:41:02 -0400

meladoodle:

if i become a drug dealer i’m gonna say to my customers ‘now put THAT in your pipe and smoke it” and we’d all laugh and then i’d call the police because drugs are fucking illegal

spacegiants: mensrightsactivist: (reads ur text post) (looks directly at the camera like im on the...

Tue, 14 May 2013 21:40:54 -0400

spacegiants:

mensrightsactivist:

(reads ur text post) (looks directly at the camera like im on the office)

the-pokemonz: I plan on doing this over the weekend the pokemon...

Tue, 14 May 2013 21:33:32 -0400

the-pokemonz:

I plan on doing this over the weekend

the pokemon blog

Send me 'Have You Evers' and I will reply with Yes or NO

Tue, 14 May 2013 21:25:27 -0400

sabrinagrimm: sabrinagrimm: WHEN I WAS 4 I WAS ON SESAME STREET AND I HAD AN INTERVIEW WITH GROVER...

Tue, 14 May 2013 21:24:19 -0400

sabrinagrimm:

sabrinagrimm:

WHEN I WAS 4 I WAS ON SESAME STREET AND I HAD AN INTERVIEW WITH GROVER AND HE ASKED ME HOW IT FELT WHEN I FALL OFF MY BIKE AND I CHUCKLED DARKLY AND SAID “I DON’T FALL OFF MY BIKE” AND HE LOOKED AT THE CAMERA AND SAID “oh.” NAD THEN I SATRTED POINTING AND LAUGHIGN AT HIM AND THEN THEY CUT TO THE NEXT SCENE AND THAT WAS IT THAT IS MY LEGACY

ToThinkTwice

If I’m a sarcastic asshole when I talk to you its either because I really like you and feel...

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jumpers-and-bowties: arstark: dangerhamster: arstark: there is no evidence to prove that...

metallickah: unrealthings: batreaux: this is my linen closet, *shows you some towels*and this is...

loverstabbedaswordthroughmyheart: i-was-so-alone-and-iou-so-much: vangoghstars: sparkafterdark: g...

nprfandom: laeradr: reasons black clothing is superior everyone knows that you’re a fucking...

Sloppy Seconds - Watsky

Photo

squareclocks: kushroom: so you’re saying I can win 5 iphones every day??? and all I have to do is...

heartsofthebroken: einsteinonacid: ineedtogetpaid: i thought LGBT was a sandwich Lettuce,...

Rules my Grandma's Psychiatrist gave her in 56'

how to boys

transhumanisticpanspermia: people use the last panel of this...

transhumanisticpanspermia: this is now what i’ll think of every...

HAVE YOU EVER TOUCHED A BUTT??????

meladoodle: if i become a drug dealer i’m gonna say to my customers ‘now put THAT in your pipe and...

spacegiants: mensrightsactivist: (reads ur text post) (looks directly at the camera like im on the...

the-pokemonz: I plan on doing this over the weekend the pokemon...

Send me 'Have You Evers' and I will reply with Yes or NO

sabrinagrimm: sabrinagrimm: WHEN I WAS 4 I WAS ON SESAME STREET AND I HAD AN INTERVIEW WITH GROVER...

metallickah: unrealthings: batreaux: this is my linen closet, shows you some towelsand this is...